We humbly beseech the casual browser to visit hocus-baloney.com for a thorough perusal of the oeuvre of one Mark Stafford esq., cartoonist to the stars, court jester to the functionally illiterate, and drain on the nation's resources.

The nonplussed observer can window-shop a selection of paintings, comic strips, illustration and stupidity made flesh, or wearily spend his or her money on the publications "Botulism Banquet" and "Scenes From Books I Have Not Read" in which the perpetrators work is contained.

You can contact Mr. Stafford via this site.

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