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Save Our souls #3 hits shelves! HOAX tours!

Hello there,

Quick update; Save Our souls #3 is now out! With a two page strip ‘The Metaphor’ by me in there somewhere, here’s the site:


And I’m a bit excited that the HOAX project, poet Ravi Thornton’s ongoing multimedia exploration of her brothers mental illness, is now in touring musical form, playing in Barnsley, York, Grimsby, Liverpool and Salford, April through to May,  I drew a chapter of the graphic novel, HOAX: Psychosis Blues, which comes as part of the ticket package. Go! Here’s the trailer:

Also The Bad Bad Place is now complete! Barring a little tweaking here and there, it is a done deal and will be slowly arriving chapter by chapter in Meanwhile, from Soaring Penguin, and eventually in a collected version. I’ll keep you posted.

Aaaaand I’m currently working on an adaptation of a folk song, ‘The Cruel Ship’s Carpenter’, for The Golden Thread project, early days, but it will result in an anthology book of cartoonists interpreting songs that have travelled from the UK to the US and mutated along the way, as well as an exhibition of the art at Cecil Sharp house in Camden, home of all things folky: https://www.cecilsharphouse.org/

That’s about all for now,



Meanwhile… Meanwhile’s back!


I’ve just recently received my copy issue #5 of Meanwhile, now back as a handsome 100 page beast, featuring, of course, part 5 of David Hine and mine own’s The Bad Bad Place, amongst good company. RRP is  a stiff £17.95 from your local inky emporium, but it’s avalable for a sweeter £10.95 if you get it direct from publisher Soaring Penguin.

Go here. Purchase! : http://soaringpenguinpress.com/product/meanwhile-5

Aaand a reminder that I’ll be signing copies of it at Orbital next Wednesday 15th February, with a host of other contributors. be lovely to see you. here’s the Facebook page:


And here, because you’ve been good, is a possible cover image for its eventual collection that I’ve been playing with recently. Possibly a little too abtract, and we’ll probably go with something else in the end, but at least it doesn’t have a Victorian china doll with a cracked face on it, which seems to be some kind of legal requirement for this kind of thing…

Now available in the past!

Now available in the past!

Alrighty, that’s all for now.



January update! Lip Hook teaser! Alisik cover! Meanwhile signing!

Hello you,

Righto, here’s what’s occuring at Stafford towers:

Lip Hook Teaser: Well, David Hine’s posted this on his site, so I guess it’s OK to link to it: http://www.waitingfortrade.com/2017/01/lip-hook-teaser.html

Knee deep in preparation for Lip Hook, our new book for Self Made Hero, and very excited about it. It’s going to be a long while before you see the finished beast, but the nature of financing a graphic novel these days means that a production blog is going to happen along the way. I will keep you posted.

Meanwhile signing: I will be signing the relaunched Meanwhile, featuring the Bad Bad Place part 5, on February the 15th, at Orbital, in Great Newport Street, from 5-7pm, in the company of Gary Spencer Millidge, Laura Trinder, Nick Burton, Sarah Gordon and Matthew Dooley. Be lovely to see you. here’s the kewl poster.

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Alisik cover: Won’t post it here yet, but I’ve rendered the cover for a bit of Euro-gothic whimsy called Alisik, coming from Titan Comics.

with the possibility of more covers in the offing. Whoop!

the Bad Bad Place: Blimey , this last chapter has been like pulling teeth, but it’s drawn, and inked, and half-way coloured, so we’re on the finishing stretch….

Aaaand whilst I’m here, I’d highly recommend the new show of 2000ad art that’s just started at the Cartoon Museum. It’s an embarrassment of riches, with some extraordinary pages on show. Most fans have their favourite era but most of the vital stuff is represented. And oh, those Mike McMahon’s…

That’s all for now.





Sonnet Exchange in South Korea

CXLV page 0ne

CXLV page 0ne

Well, I’m back from a whirlwind visit to Seoul, South Korea. Four days is nowhere near enough time to familiarise oneself with such a huge and multifaceted city, so spent much of it in giddy culture shock. I was there as part of the British council’s Sonnet Exchange event, part of their 400 years of Shakespeare celebrations. Basically, my part was to collaborate with a  Korean poet, Bo seon Shim, on a graphic adaptation of one of Shakespeare’s sonnets, whilst a British poet, Ben Wilkinson worked with a Korean artist Sung Goo Won on another. Last Thursday saw us onstage at Kaos Hall in the extraordinary Book Park ( a combination arts gallery, bookshop and performance venue,) reciting Shakespeare’s sonnets and the poets reactions, on English and Korean, whilst my and Sung Goo Won’s art was projected behind us. Compere Sarah Olive, a Shakespeare scholar, then quizzed us about our work together.

It was a strange process, at least as far as I was concerned, made up ofSkype calls and emails and not a little panic. After we settled on Sonnet CXLV I came up with a basic idea of a couple visiting the cinema, falling out and reconciling, whilst their actions are mirrored and contrasted with the onscreen action, the conclusion of James Whale’s Bride of Frankenstein. I sent roughs of this to Bo Seon, who rightly pointed out that I had left him nowhere to go, and little space to fit his contribution in. And , y’know, why Frankenstein? With the deadline approaching, I started to sweat a little, until we were rescued by politics, Brexit and the Trump election, which had begun to take prominence in our email exchanges. Bo Seon had flagged up a dark interpretation of the Sonnet, centering on broader hate speech and divisiveness rather than simple relationship dynamics. I started to render the couples part of the pages, leaving the cinema screens blank, partly because I needed to work on something. And the day after Trump’s victory a poem was delivered, born of anger, as it were. Bo Seon suggested I fill the cinema screens with scenes of political apocalypse, and a week of late nights later, here we are.

I will post our collaboration soon. Meanwhile here’s the Ben Wilkinson/ Sung Goo Won collaboration:


And here’s Sarah Olive and myslf doing our best to plug the evening on morning radio:


And here’s some of my art in the Chosun Daily newspaper about the project:


Aaand there are some photos here:


Whilst there, I learned a lot about the Korean cartooning scene, visited the spectacular Manhwa Museum in Bucheon, and hopefully made the beginnings of more collaborations to come. Deep thanks to Rebecca Hall, William Kemp, Misun Seo, Juyoung Jeon and all at the British Council for their trust, patience and consideration. And the food. Good god! The food!

More later,



The Men Who Laugh :- Hine/Stafford podcast.

Back in 2014 David Hine and my good self were guests at the rather splendid 22 Panels comic art festival in Falmouth. As part of proceedings we were interviewed on stage by Chris Thompson, then of Orbital comics shop, now of Titan books, who has just released this podcast version of the event. Obviously you’ll have to imagine what Dave’s referring to in the slide show, but it’s a pretty fun chat overall. Thanks to Chris, and to Nicholas Heartland, who put the festival together. Enjoy!


October update! Bad Bad returns to the shelves! Selkie Show! South Korean sonnets! Etc!

the other day, upon the stair...

the other day, upon the stair…

Alrighty there!

How are you? Mmmm great. Now shut up. this is about me.

Above is a sketchbook thing I might devlop into something. It is not symbolic of anything. Definitely not crippling debt. No sir.

Workwise there’s quite a lot going on, here goes…

The Bad Bad Place; I’m currently working on the last chapter, part ten, and I’m happy to report that you’ll finally be able to pick up part 5 when Meanwhile magazine  returns to the shelves in January of 2017. The magazine has changed format , and is now a quarterly 96 paged beast with a price tag to match. Highly recommend that you get to the Soaring Penguin site and subscribe, when the option arises. It’ll save you a chunk of change. Here’s a link to Meanwhile #1, should you have missed out the first time… soaringpenguinpress.com/product/meanwhile-1

Lip Hook; Dave Hine and Myself and Self Made Hero have talked, and we’re in the middle of working out funding. Forms are being filled. plans are being drawn up. Secret code rings are being issued to the relevant parties. It will happen. I am psyched.

The Sea: Have rendered poster art for this Bournemouth based puppet theatrical thingie, featuring selkies and the like. It’s the work of Carnival of Objects, for whom I produced art before, when they were doing a stage version of Gogol’s the Nose. I’ll also be designing the programme. But the show’s on next year, so it’ll be a while. Here’s a link to the relevant bit of Carnival’s site: www.carnivalofobjects.co.uk/the-sea/

Aaand, oh go on then, here’s a first pass at the poster:

Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women...

Here’s to swimmin’ with bow legged women…

the Laughing Baby; Have produced a sample illustration for this  book by infantologist mate Caspar, waiting to see what publishers Unbound think of it. A non-fiction pop science/guide book interpreting the  behaviour of babies. Quite like the idea of drawing something sweet and helpful, rather than odd and upsetting. We shall see.

Save Our Souls; produced a two page strip for SOS#3, not heard back from editor yet. fingers crossed.

Oh, and the big one, for me at least;

South Korean Sonnet; In a lovely surprise,  got contacted by the British Council, who want me to collaborate over the next few weeks with a South Korean poet, turning a sonnet into something graphical, and then I’m being flown over there in November to run some workshops about the process. That’s as much as I know at the moment. But as with all of the above, I will keep you posted when I know more.

Enough for now, I believe…

All the best,




August Update! Lucifer! Moose! Bad Bad!

Hello you,

Ok, here’s what going on in my tiny world;

Lucifer/Donkey Interface:

Just did this little commisioned painting for Julia round. she requested a romantic situation between Lucifer and a donkey. I took the high road and eschewed the filth. If you want a lil’ acrylic canvas for £95 go here: http://www.hocus-baloney.com/commissions

The moon, the night and the music...

The moon, the night and the music…

Moose Kid 3!

It’s out! I’ve got a half page in the latest issue of this fantabulous free downloadable childrens comic! Go here to get yourself a PDF:


The Bad Bad Place:

David Hine and myself are cracking on with the last few chapters of the Bad Bad Place, have just finished off part 8, and starting on part 9. It’s getting alarmingly epic and widescreen, and I can’t show you much for fear of spoilers, but here are the first couple of panels of page one;

Oooh, the mystery.

Oooh, the mystery.

I don’t know yet when the Bad Bad Book will emerge. Stay posted.

Up and coming: Possible new stuff for Save Our Souls (by which i mean i’ve got the idea for something and a couple of pages of sketchbook scribbles…)

And it looks like I’ll be doing a  bit more Theatre poster/programme design.

Really want to set up a store selling old artwork somewhere on line, anything and everything up for grabs. Annoyingly this looks like it will actually require time and effort that I’d rather spend drawing and writing, but, y’know, needs must as the devil drives..

All for now.



July Update! Shots! Souls! Bad Bad page!

No spoilers!

No spoilers!

Above is an unlettered page from the Bad Bad Place part 7,  figured it’s alright to show you this, because it doesn’t give much away, and because it was part of our slideshow at the Wonderlands in Sunderland panel me and Dave Hine were on a few weeks back. On the boards at the moment; pencils for chapter 8.

Also out, and making me happy, is Shots magazine #164, with a six page strip ‘The Lion’s Den’ by Christopher Spencer Baker and myself, which has turned out nicely. And this cover. Just got my copy through the post. Blimey, ’tis a pleasure to be so beautifully printed, and at a hefty size, too. Not sure how you’d secure a copy, but the website’s here: http://www.shots.net/

I am Creative, hear me roar.

I am Creative, hear me roar.

Lastly, I’ll be in Gosh, in Berwick Street, Soho this Saturday the 9th, as part of Small Press Day between 1 and 2 signing copies of Save our Souls #2, which is just out, and in which i’ve got a couple of pages. Be lovely to see you. Here’s the Gosh event page: http://www.goshlondon.com/2016/06/small-press-day/

Righty ho, that’ll do for now.



May Update! Wonderlands! Shots magazine! Strange scenes in bars!

Alrighty there!

Been a while. I’ve moved house. Now located North of the river in …uh… vibrant Seven Sisters. Getting used to the area, getting my workspace sorted out, getting scared at the amount of rent I’ve got to pay. So here’s what’s up, work-wise…

The Bad Bad Place; Part 7 is complete and me and Mr Hine have been given the go ahead to finish the beast, so the next couple of months will be all about the last 30 pages.

Shots magazine: I was approached recently by Christopher Spencer Baker, of Dead Canary Comics, about rendering a 4 pager script he had about the experience of attending the Cannes Lions Advertising Awards and surrounding festival. Said strip to appear in shots magazine, a periodical about the advertising industry. They liked it, and my stuff, so it expanded a bit, and the issue of the magazine #164, cover dated July 2016, will have a 6 page strip ‘the lion’s den’, including title page, a lil’ portrait of the editor, and the freakin’ cover all drawn by me me me. Won’t post anything here until after publication. But pretty damn happy about the gig, and the experience.

Wonderlands in Sunderland; I’ll be a guest at the second year of this event, on a panel, and sharing a table with Mr David Hine. It’s one of Bryan Talbot’s babies. Looking forward to it. Great guests. Looks spiffy.

site here: http://www.wonderlands.org.uk/

On the drawing board as we speak; My contribution to the next Moose Kid. A couple of commissioned paintings.

Aaand for your viewing pleasure: a thing that I developed from a sketchbook page for the hell of it. An experiment in coloured shadows…

Wouldn't drink that if I were you. Well.... maybe a sip.

Wouldn’t drink that if I were you. Well…. maybe a sip.


That’s all for now.



Animalaid Cartoons! More!

Well alrighty there. Much of my recent time has been taken up with moving hose, I’m now North of the river in shiny Seven Sisters, but did get some stuff done:

Happy to have produced a couple of cartoons for Animalaid highlighting the harmful, not to mention deadly consequences of the Cheltenham Races. Here they are:

Champers and carnage, anybody?

Champers and carnage, anybody?

Cheltenham Jockey copy

Here’s  the bit on their site, with info and links: http://www.animalaid.org.uk/h/n/NEWS/news_horse//3402//

Was great working for Animalaid, have already produced another piece for them, (see future posts,) and hopefully going to do more in future.

The Bad Bad Place Part Seven is almost complete. Bit of colouring to do. Gawd knows when you’ll see it.

My review of Ben Wheatley’s Ballard adaptation High Rise is over here:  http://www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk/reviews/2016/03/16/high-rise/

Have a couple of pieces in the second issue of Save Our Souls magazine, apparently. Whoop!

Yet to do my bit for the next Moose Kid. Most remiss.

And will be something to do with the ballyhooed Missed Deadline project. Exactly what is yet to be decided…

That’ll do for now.




RTFM and S.M,A,S,H. and Save Our Souls and such like…


RTFM copy

Alrighty, the Image above is RTFM, Hope ye dig it. Another one of my would-be prints. I’ll sort that out sometime…

Save Our Souls magazine is out! And it features a four pager which may be one of the best things I’ve done. Get a copy here:  http://www.samu.co.uk/ It’s got a fantastic roll call of creators on board, and is well worth your money.

Next Up, S.M.A.S.H. is coming up soon, Saturday 6th in the Barbican Centre library, I’ll be on the panel talking about Art, it’s the middle one. Been to a couple of these before, really smart events, always loads to chew on, and great pub conversation afterwards, hope you can make it. Here’s the facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/events/461338790726043/

Progress report: inking  the Bad Bad Place Part 7 at the moment, my god it gets….messy. The script calls for a victorian child portrait of one of the characters to hang on the wall in a couple of panels, so I did this, his name is Aleister, he may be a bit wrong:

Aleister: the cause of much unpleasantness...

Aleister: the cause of much unpleasantness…

Aaand after  the sad news earlier this month I doodled this in my sketchbook, which has ended up in the Spindle magazine gallery of tributes http://spindlemagazine.com/2016/01/illustrators-pay-tribute-david-bowie/ :

bowie sketch0116 copy

That’s all for now.





Merryhappy and all that.

Seasons greetings. Here’s a thing, my card for 2015, Enjoy:

And a warning that I’ll be speaking about Art at this, in February 2016: http://www.comica.london/event/smash-2016/

Hope to see you there.

Have a good one.



Taste the Thunder!

I am woman, hear me roar… Another A3 piece. Might become a print. looks like my lovely green lady is having more fun than the title character in ‘The Attack of the 50 ft Woman’ who ‘ if I recall correctly, just stropped about a bit looking for her crap husband Harry. C’mon, honey, life gives you lemons, make lemonade. At least pose for amusing photos with the statue of liberty….




9 League Boots

Taking advantage of a deadline free week to have fun working with some random ideas. First result is this. No clue what it’;s about, but if there’s a band out there with the name ‘Nine League Boots’ ,well, …..do you need any art done?


A very Moose Kid Christmas! Hot Jazz! more!

Hmmm, been a while since I last updated, how are you? Really? Now SHUT UP! This is all about me. December 2015 update:

The Moose Kid christmas special is out, with a page by me, all great stuff, all free! Get it here: http://www.moosekidcomics.com/

And also there’s a genius campaign to get printed Moose Kid comics into hospital childrens wards here: https://crowdfunding.justgiving.com/moosekidcomics , because, y’know, they haven’t suffered enough.

Also, I’m deleriously happy to have a page in the gallery bit at the back of the Hot Jazz book, a collection of Hint Emerson’s Max Zillion and Alto Ego strips, Hunt is one of my inky heroes, and the gallery has me in pretty cool company. Buy It! Buy it Here! :  http://largecow.com/shop/books/hot-jazz

And David Ziggy Greene (Private Eye, Charlie Hebdo) is trying to launch a magazine of cartoons and commentary called Save Our Souls, in which my stuff should appear. Sounds great.but the indiegogo campaign was below target before deadline, so I don’t know what’s up with that.: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/save-our-souls–2#/

The Bad Bad Place: just finishing chapter 6 now, but it’ll be while before you see it, Meanwhile #4 should be on the racks. Here: http://www.soaringpenguinpress.com/publications/periodicals/meanwhile-4/

Lip Hook is still somewhere between my sketchbook and David Hine’s first draught. It will happen.

Oh all right then, here’s my Hot Jazz lick:

That’ll do for now, though I am working on some things which might end up as prints, keep you posted.




Broken Guernsey Jazz Moose! : The Update

Well hello, been decidedly lax about updating this blog recently, so here are the headlines:

Moose Kid 2: It’s out! It’s Free! And there’s two bits by me! Go here for your downloadable version: http://www.moosekidcomics.com/

Might have another bit in the upcoming Christmas special, but that relies on me coming up with an idea. And writing and drawing it.

The Broken Frontier Anthology: Raised its Kickstarter target money, to our assembled delight. I’ve just finished our (Me and Dave Hine’s) bit, Quin Returns, a 10 page existential noir beast. Very happy with it, worked larger than I normally do, and I think it paid off.  Here’s the title/credits page:

And here’s a voyeuristic moment from page 5:

The Kickstarter page is here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tylerchintanner/broken-frontier-the-boldest-comics-anthology-in-th

Guernsey Literary Festival: Me And Dave will be appearing at this spiffy event on the 19th and 20th of September, we’ll be running a workshop, and being interviewed about the Man Who Laughs, which, as you all know, was written by Hugo on Guernsey whilst he was in exile. A show of art, including a fair few pages from the book, is already up and running. Here’s the poster for our strand:

Really looking forward to this, missing out on meeting fellow guests Bryan and Mary Talbot, as they’re up the week before us, ( but caught up with them after the Alice In Cartoonland launch at the Cartoon Museum, and got to see their upcoming book on ipad, damn, it looks good.) not sure if we’ll meet Will Self or Neil Innes, who are also scheduled guests, but will definitely be visiting Hugo’s house whilst I’m there. Our bit at the site: http://www.guernseyliteraryfestival.com/index.php/2015-04-07-09-45-00/8-the-line-up/53-david-hine-mark-stafford

Hot Jazz: Happy as happy could be to be in the gallery bit at the back of a new collection of the bloody marvelous Max Zillion strips by one of my cartoonin’ idols, Mr Hunt Emerson, which will be printed in October, I believe, coming out through Knockabout. The Kickstarter page here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1436027074/hot-jazz

Dominion: Rendered another label for the fine folks at Dominion Brewery, meet Amber, she’s a porter, here’s the pump clip:

and just in the middle of creating another for their Mad Trappiste brew. Will post when done.

The Bad Bad Place: Drawing part 6 right now, Meanwhile #4 due out soonish, look for it on the racks.

Lip Hook: Will happen, we’re in the ‘let’s have a meeting’ stage…

Some Prints: I quite fancy drawing some prints. Got some ideas. So that might happen.

Think that’s about all for now.



Broken Frontier Kickstarter- Last few days!

Alrighty, it’s the last few days of  the Kickstarter campaign to raise funds for The proposed Broken Frontier anthology, in which myself and Dave Hine wil  tell the tale of Quin’s Return, an existential murder mystery. Lots of other fine contributors are in there too, see here:


aaand there’s a pretty damn fine interview with me here, questions asked by the splendidly hatted Andy Oliver:


So pony up yer dough, folks! and to whet yr appetite, here’s a little picture of Quin, the lead character from our story. Donate! Donate! Donate!



Broken Frontier Kickstarter um… starts!

Okay, this is happening, so pony up your dough, because if it happens Myself and Mr Dave Hine will be contributing a little existential murder mystery. Looks like a damn fine package and all. Check it out.


Aaand update: Currently rendering a couple of pages as my contribution to a new Moose Kid anthology comic.

Annnnd The Bad Bad Place chapter Five has been Inked, with Chapter three hitting the shelves in the pages of Meanwhile.

Aaand  I will most likely be attending this years Guernsey Literary Festival as a guest, with David Hine , to talk about The Man Who Laughs, which was written on that fair island. There will be an exhibition of art from the book and everything. This sounds bloody great. tell you more when I know more.




Charlie Hebdo

The French Institute asked me to contribute to their blog on the Charlie Hebdo atrocities in Paris, so I did. Here’s my response in situ;


And here it is here:

All told, a bloody awful start to the year, hopefully have something more cheerful to report soon. Wouldn’t bet on it….

22 Panels

Ok, Dave Hine and myself are confirmed guests at the 22 Panels event in Falmouth, Corn wall October 24th-25th. Not been to Cornwall in yonks, and it looks like a great little thing, other guests I know about include Donya Todd, Henry Flint, Tiny Pencil, and, I think, David Roach. I’ll add more when I know it. Be lovely to see you there.

Tumblr page:


Update: Meanwhile,NICE Skulls!

Quick word to say I’m in this new book, The Mammoth Book Of Skulls!:


And That over this weekend I’ll be at this:


I’ll endeavor to make some prints up for the NICE event, where I’ll most likely be sat near Dave sketching and signing anything you place in front of me. Anything!

Oh, and also, you’re now able to set up subscriptions for Meanwhile magazine, saving you money on buying the single issues, people! It features Me and Dave Hine’s The Bad Bad Bad Place,  just go to the Soaring Penguin site, first issue should be out October 17th. Here ye go…


That’s all for now,



Basic CMYK

HOAX; Psychosis blues signing

Alright, this is happening this Saturday. It’s a beautiful book, and those are some fine scribblers,  hope to see you there. All whatsits to a good cause etc etc.

Moose Kid Comic actually happens!

A few yonks ago, kid’s cartoonin’ wunderkind (Beano/Phoenix, other things,) Jamie Smart asked around the inky community if anybody wanted to participate in a fun new comic. I, and a whole heapin’ helpin’ of talented buggers threw our hats into the ring. And it has finally arrived, for FREE download, and, on a cursory read, is bloody marvellous. Really happy to be a part of something this fun.And be in such fine company

Get it here:



a Happenin’s transpirin’!

Ok, it’s been a while, sooo, updates:

Currently about twenty pages in to The Bad Bad Place, my new collaboration with Dave hine, to appear in Soaring Penguin’s Meanwhile anthology comic.

HOAX; Psychosis Blues is out! By poet Ravi Thornton, with art from Bryan Talbot,  Hannah Berry, Karrie Fransman, Rian Hughes, Rhiana Jade, Ian Jones and more,(most of the heavy lifting by Leonardo Giron,) and six pages by me. It’s a beautiful thing, and you need it.  So get it here http://www.ziggyswish.com/

Bob Fingerman’s Minimum Wage No.6 has a pin up by me in the back there. I’ve smuggled filth into a filthy book, and it feels good. From Image. So I’ll be racked amongst the proper comics.

Russell Wall’s documentary: The Graphic Novel Man the comics of Bryan Talbot, has bits of me yacking away about Cherubs! and much else. Well worth watching. Though I  felt the need to hide behind the sofa whenever my huge face popped up on screen


Diary, I’ll be signing the Man Who Laughs in the afternoon at ELCAF, With Mr Hine, on the Self Made Hero table on the 14th of June, and there will be a HOAX signing at Gosh on the 19th of July

I’ll tell you about the beer later.

And the piece at the top is, well, just for the hell of it, I’ll try to get prints made.

That’s all for now.


Thought Bubblin’ and such

Alrighty, quick update, I’ll be at this thing over the weekend:


Mainly signing and sketching at the Self Made Hero table. and assisting in portfolio reviews.  But me and Dave have been nominated for the British Comics Awards in the Best Book category for The Man Who Laughs, the ceremony is part of the event, so there’s that to look forward to * laughs nervously*

Aaaand Work update: I’ve finished my bit of the poet Ravi Thornton’s HOAX: Psychosis Blues project, a bit of which was rolled out at the Lakes festival. My bit’s 6 pages, and I’ll tell ye and show ye more when I can. Details here:


Aaaand I’ve also rendered three pages for Jamie Smart’s Moose Kid Comics project, which will see the light of day next year sometime, with work by many hands, including Gary Northfield, Roger Langridge, and, of course, Jamie himself. Should be a blast. Site here:


That’s all for now, I believe, Oh, apart from all the bits I wrote about the London Film Festival which can be found hereabouts:






Right, that’ll do, honestly, I’ll post after Leeds with more, hopefully good, hopefully new book news.

Cheers for now, me lovelies.


Tastes like… Brixton!

Long time since I last updated. Bad, bad me. Anyhoo, there’s this:


-which can only be good. Reckon it’s between Nao and The Gigantic beard, myself, but great to be in this esteemed company.

And there’s these, dream gig really: beer labels for some limited edition Brixton brew, all profits to charity. Details here:


Imagine these ice cold beauties in your sweaty hand. Launched tomorrow night at the Kaff bar on Atlantic Road in beautiful downtown Brixton (Of course!) Come! Buy! Drink! Ignore the instructions on the Brixton Buzz, unless you don’t want to.



Owl and Pussycat

Did this painting for some good friends wedding recently, really happy with it. Think the bride and groom liked it, well, I wasn’t ordered to leave, anyway……


The Man Who Flogs

Okay, people , anyone of taste and discernment over the next month or so be aware that The Man Who Laughs, my, and writer Dave Hine’s adaptation of the Victor Hugo novel is coming out on the 18th, on Amazon and in all halfway decent bookshops and that I’ll be doing the following promo:

On Saturday the 20th April I’ll be part of the Drawing Parade at the  always fantabulous Comica Comiket (this year at Central St Martins,) come see my pock-ridden drawing hand blown up to alarming size on a big screen whilst I attempt to sketch some thing suitable, and I’ll also be at the SelfMade Hero table all day with Mr Hine signing and scrawling over copies of the tome, site here: http://www.comicafestival.com/

Then there should be a launch of some kind, maybe on the 25th. Up in the air at the moment, I’ll keep ye posted.

Aaand on the 2nd of June I’m a guest at the BD and Comics Passion event at the Institut Francais, on a panel with Ian Culbard and Dave Mairowitz yakking about the trials and tribulations of adapting literary classics into graphic form. Book yer tickets here. doubtless I’ll be sketching and signing at this also. Been a lover of the French Institut BD events for yonks now, really happy to be a part of one. http://www.bdandcomicspassion.co.uk/whats-on/from-classic-to-graphic/

Later in the year I’ll try to make it to the Lakes festival, have no idea if that’ll work out but it looks magnificent so I’ll plug it anyway: http://thelakesinternationalcomicartfestival.wordpress.com/

Aaand I’ll most probably be at Leeds Thought Bubble, never been before, hear good things. http://thoughtbubblefestival.com/2012/08/2012-competitions/

WhenI know more, I’ll let ye know.

Attend! Buy stuff!

Cherubs!: Available in all good shops! The Man Who Laughs :in the bag and due out in April!

Well, it’s out there finally, Cherubs! is available from Dark Horse comics in a lovely lil’ hardcover, from all good comic and book emporiums:  http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/21-562/Cherubs-HC

and also a digital version for the less tactile amongst you:  https://digital.darkhorse.com/profile/2474.cherubs-hc/

Really happy with it, as are these people:



Aaaand also happy to report that I’ve just finished art duties on the Man Who Laughs for Self Made Hero, it’s in their catalogue here, for an April release:  http://www.selfmadehero.com/catalogue.php

Right then, better find more work to do!


Cherubs Hardback out this year!

Finally! From the E-mails flitting back and forth it seems that Cherubs! will come out as a hardcover book from those lovely people at Dark Horse later this year, probably around October. The book will collect the Desperado volume and 100 odd pages of new Talbot/Stafford material under one cover, completing the tale as Armageddon is realised on the streets of New York, the dead walk and the cherubim literally go to Hell. With dancing girls.I’m busy creating a cover for the beast at the moment, I’ll let you know more when I do. In the meantime here’s a suitably apocalyptic scene from chapter 3 of the new stuff.

Everything is on sale!/ update post

Ahoy hoy. Long time since I posted. Awfully sorry about that. Update: I’m currently scanning and toning the last couple of chapters of  Cherubs! , and it looks like the whole shebang will be published by those lovely people at Dark Horse next year. Whoop Whoop!

Also waiting on confirmation that Me and Dave Hine will be collaborating again for Self Made Hero, on a literary adaptation, don’t wanna curse it by blabbing too much. Watch this space

And lastly, I’m in the messy process of moving house, and in a bid to raise the necesary funds  and slim down the sheer amount of  stuff I’m lugging about with me I’m going to sell off a load of my art, haven’t prepared the full list yet, but if  ye see anything you fancy on this site, make me an offer at marxtafford@yahoo.com Most of the art from Cherubs! book One is available, as is the Lovecraft adaptation. Most pages will come in the form of A3 pencils +A4 inks+ a digital print of the finished page. Go on, give a home to some inky splendour.

Here’s a gallery of sellable stuff on Bleeding Cool:  http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/11/25/one-of-the-greatest-comics-creators-youve-never-heard-of-mark-stafford/

Thanks Rich!

strips for sale, if ye know my stuff;

In the Days of the Beer Jesus, A Hard Day’s Death, all Glyph pages. Promotion, Fine Art Funnies, If I Stumbled Fron your Party at Three in the Morning…., The Prick, Well, That’s All Right Then, Beertalk, Graham’s Lousy Day,Those Darn Cops, Great Moments In Dope History: Isaac Newton & Archimedes and more…


Mark stafford

War – The Human Cost book out

Great anthology from Paper Tiger, with an impressive line up of cartoonists. I provided sleeve and disc art for the accompanying CD. Buy it.



The End, an electric sheep anthology book out

the End, an anthology about cinema for the end times, and such, has been published by the lovely people at Strange Attractor press. Fine collection of new writing in a good looking book, and I’m not just saying that because it’s got a couple of my illustrations in. details here;



El Dios di Luna!

Another piece from the Orbital show. Sold this one to me mate Stagger Lee Fisher of Randy and Earl’s Old Record Club, it’s one of the first of my Hocus-Baloney series, depicting artwork from non existent films and books. Think this one’s the cover to some kind of Mexican Narco comic produced by the CIA for strange reasons circa 1978. Probably…


The Fate Of The Black Oak Minotaur

Another  piece from the Orbital show, dig it.

Dead Hillbillies; A series of unhealthy paintings

The Fate of the Black Oak Minotaur

Acrylic on canvas, 2008, 300 x 240mm.

Dan’s story was that the blasted thing just came out of the woods whilst he was  out hunting with his brother Matthew, and that the both of them just opened fire  without thinking twice about it.

He denied actually searching out the beast or bearing ill will towards it. But by the number of shells involved they must have reloaded those rifles a couple of times apiece, and damn sure nobody  forced them to drag that  corpse back into town and string it up for all to see whist they posed away and that photographer took his pictures.

Everybody cast knowing glances at each other and nobody said what was on  their minds, but nobody was surprised when Matthew broke out in boils and came down with fever the very next day.  And no-one was surprised when he died the day after that, about he same time that Dan, his wife and children and their whole damned house was swept away by a flash flood that came out of nowhere on a clear day. If they hadn’t known before then, the people of Black Oak sure as hell knew now that you don’t do nothing to piss off your mythical creatures.


Dead Hillbillies (1)

Just scanned the canvases from my Largely Unseen show at Orbital, so here’s my first Dead Hillbilly work to reach the web. Enjoy.

Dead Hillbillies; A series of unhealthy paintings

“Damned if she didn’t raise that thing like one of her own.”

Acrylic on canvas, 2010, 300 x 420mm

If any of the O’ Keefe’s knew what it was or where it came from they weren’t saying. Luke pretty much climbed into a bottle after it turned up, the first son Joseph just didn’t talk anymore , both avoided anybody’s gaze, just moped around with their sad moon faces looking more and more unfed and neglected as she spent more and more time with the thing she called her “moonchild.”

If  Hilary was aware that that thing was anything other than the most beautiful baby in all the world she kept it well hidden. Anyone who cared or was supposed to care tried to make her see reason, tried to take the damned thing off of her, but then the headaches and the bleeding would start in on them and they had to stop trying whatever they were trying and get the hell out of there, whilst it sang that chittering song to itself and laughed at them with it’s one good eye. Soon everybody stopped visiting,. The O’Keefe house was left well alone for near enough a year. Until finally curiosity overtook horse sense and a posse of well armed concerned citizens went to call.

The place was devoid of life, Luke had clearly hanged himself in the workshed some months before, whether he had taken Joseph’s life beforehand, or whether the poor little bugger had starved or died through other means was impossible to discern, given the condition of his body. Of Hilary there was no sign, and the house was in good order, save for an overturned chair, and the presence of several foul smelling glistening trails, like those of a slug or snail, but measuring from one to four feet across, that covered the walls and floor of the back porch and kitchen . Rain had washed away most of the trails after leaving the porch, but with hounds they were tracked to a sinkhole near 100 yards from the back of the house.  The sinkhole was dynamited in short order, and the house burned down a week after that. As for the O’Keefe’s and the “moonchild”, well, Marthasays that’s what you get when Baptists marry Catholics, but don’t you pay her no mind.