Hocus Baloney
Where slightly troubling dreams come true

They call him Stafford: painter for hire.

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For the last… ooh, 10 years or so Mr Stafford has been producing tiny, finely crafted canvasses… “for the ladies”. And now, in a fit of boundless generosity, he has decided to open up this service to you, yes, you.

All paintings will be in acrylic on chunky canvas, 6″ by 4″ or thereabouts, at the knockdown bargain “Jesus Christ, what is he doing with his life?” price of £90+ £5.00 p&p

For an original painting in your hands, name your subject matter*.

Choose from:
Any two animals and a situation
Skellingtons
Tap-dancing aardvark
Satan
Some kinda squid-faced thing going over Niagara Falls in a barrel

For the first option name the two animals and the situation, for all others, please add any further comments about what you’d like drawn:



Choose from:
Any two animals and a situation
Skellingtons
Tap-dancing aardvark
Satan
Some kinda squid-faced thing going over Niagara Falls in a barrelFor the first option name the two animals and the situation, for all others, please add any further comments about what you’d like drawn:


* Mark is happy to paint anything your heart desires, subject to copyright restrictions and the whim of a sensitive artiste. If you’d like something not covered by the comprehensive options above, please mail us using the contact form and we’ll get back to you.